Our European Bank, which art in Germany, hallowed be Thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, in Spain as it is in Germany.
Give us this day, our daily bailout,
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our tax defrauders.
For Thine [ECB's] is the Kingdom and the Power and the Glory forever and ever.
HT: Paul Solman and Elizabeth Shell